Sixty Seconds with Syd
By Sydney Davis

Twelve Days of NASCAR Christmas: a Chase twist on the old song
Friday, December 14, 2007

On the first day of Christmas, Jimmie Johnson gave to me, a new trophy case, complete with his back-to-back Nextel Cup trophies.

On the second day of Christmas, Jeff Gordon gave to me, two Diaper Genies, one for the house, and one for the motorcoach.

On the third day of Christmas, Clint Bowyer gave to me, three bottles of Jack to celebrate one hell of a season.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Matt Kenseth gave to me, four autographs for that drunken fan at Watkins Glen.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Kyle Busch gave to me, five golden M&Ms the size of race tires.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Tony Stewart gave to me, six hundred grand to cover his FCC violations for the upcoming season.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Kurt Busch gave to me, seven snow angels, because let's face it, we all miss that craziness.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Jeff Burton gave to me, eight six-shooters from Texas Motor Speedway, the best trophies ever.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Carl Edwards gave to me, nine Bowflex work-outs sessions, complete with a quick boxing lesson for variety.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Kevin Harvick gave to me, ten episodes of Celebrity Deathmatch on DVD, including the upcoming Harvick vs. JPM hour-long special.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Martin Truex, Jr., gave to me, eleven hunting rifles and a weekend on the deer lease.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Denny Hamlin gave to me, twelve new FedEx commercials featuring new and unique pre-NASCAR occupations.

Happy Holidays!

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