The Catch Can
By Rick Eckart
TOP 10 FUN THINGS ABOUT JR'S ELVIS CAR
Tuesday August 28, 2007
10. If out of gas, the best thing to get it started is sleeping pills and prescription amphetamines.
9. Inside glove box: two "peanut butter-and-nanner" sandwiches. (Just in case.)
8. Matching helmet is in the shape of a giant, black pompadour.
7. If it sees a Robert Goulet car, it'll put it in the wall
6. Comes with a matching convertible Cadillac for Elvis' mama.
5. Engine oil actually comes from Elvis' own personal "Fry Daddy".
4. Drivers' shoes are made of blue suede.
3. Engine for the car was found slumped over a toilet Saturday night.
2. If you take away the "G" from Graceland, …that's what I'm talkin' about.
…and the #1 fun fact about Dale Junior's Elvis car…
1. The driver, Dale Junior, believes "TCB" stands for "Takin' Care of Budweiser."
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