The Catch Can
By Rick Eckart
TOP 10 THINGS KEVIN HARVICK & JUAN MONTOYA WERE TALKING ABOUT
Tuesday August 14, 2007
10. "You better get back in the car. You're still on the lead lap."
9. "Big Red is, quite frankly, NOT a refreshing gum!"
8. "Pennzoil is weak. In fact, they use it as the 'competitor X brand' in everyone else's commercials."
7. "Do they offer time-outs? Cause now would be when I'd call one."
6. If we both say that Tony Stewart is ultimately to blame for all this, can we sell it to the conspiracy theorists? Or at least Darrell Waltrip?"
5. "You are not at all as tall as I pictured."
4. "You have to tell me; and be honest about this. When Felix Sabates comes to talk to you about this; and he will. Does anyone wear more gold than that man?"
3."My shirtless brother is a big Matt Kenseth fan. I'll tell him to get an autograph the very next chance he gets."
2. "Can we just agree to call this incident the 'Pass that Kicked My Ass'?"
…and the #1 thing Kevin Harvick and Juan Montoya were talking about after their wreck…
1. "Your peanut butter is in my chocolate." "Well, your chocolate is in my peanut butter."
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