The Catch Can
By Rick Eckart

TOP 10 THINGS ABOUT ESPN'S "DRAFT TRACK"
Tuesday, August 7, 2007

10. Can slip your brain into neutral and coast while they show it on TV.

9. Finally, someone has completed the cycle and added "flames" to everything. The last thing available was "air".

8. Announcers are forced to be quiet while something dumber goes to work.

7. Makes about as much sense as Carl Edwards first pit stop at Pocono Sunday.

6. As consistent as Jimmie Johnson's luck right now. And as good.

5. No need to use it on Jamie McMurray at Pocono. After three wrecks, he had all the flames he could handle.

4. Robbie Gordon ignored NASCAR orders in Canada so he could get one more shot at having the cool "Draft Track" flames on his car before the day was over.

3.The only thing that's holding up Dale Earnhardt Junior's sponsor announcement is making the new car look good with the flames.

2. "Draft Track" is a great role model because it doesn't drink beer and is bullsh!#& free.

…and the #1 thing about ESPN's "Draft Track"…

1. It looks best when seen on cars going through "Turn 4" at Pocono.