The Catch Can
By Rick Eckart

TOP 10 THINGS JIMMIE JOHNSON WILL WIN NEXT
Monday, November 26, 2007

10. If Helio Castroneves goes down, you might see super-substitute Jimmie Johnson get "fitted for that seat".

9. I'm not from Southern California, but is the Baja 1000 over yet?

8. If this Old School Racing series with retired Cup drivers takes off, look for Jimmie to "retire" ten times next year, so he can crush everybody in that series, too.

7. If Jimmie doesn't win the Snowball Derby, he'll throw snowballs at the winner.

6. As a part of Jeff Gordon's "surrender terms" at Phoenix, Jimmie wins the use of Jeff's "White Towel Folding Machine" for a year.

5. Jimmie will, of course, win the first drag race at Lowe's Motor Speedway, once it's built. But he'll do it while "mooning" the residents that opposed it in the first place.

4. An arm-wrestling match with the security guard who got beaten up by Kasey Kahne, and admitted he was, in fact, beaten up by Kasey Kahne.

3. The race to be Robby Gordon's crew chief for the next 24-36 hours.

2. One more Super Bowl with the Dallas Cowboys. (He is the same Jimmie Johnson, right?)

and the #1 thing Jimmie Johnson will win next...

1. The right to ride on top of the golf cart of his choosing.