The Catch Can
By Rick Eckart

TOP 10 CHANGES BRUTON SMITH WILL MAKE TO NEW HAMPSHIRE
Wednesday, November 7, 2007

10. “One word for you, friends. Levigation.”

9. “We might buy out Bobby Ginn and have Mark Martin take over this place.”

8. “Maintenance crew to be headed up by Gene Haas for the next 20-24 months.”

7. “I will only water down the beer. Not the Sunoco racing fuel.”

6. “I promise to build a boxing ring so Carl Edwards can throw all the fake punches he wants.”

5. “I’ll force Jimmie Johnson to have a personality here.”

4. “Sam Hornish will make the race here.”

3. “If they relocated London Bridge to just outside Las Vegas, I wonder what they could do with a one-mile oval?”

2. “One minute. Jacques Villeneuve is on the other line, and he wants to buy something.”

and the #1 change Bruton Smith will make to New Hampshire...

1. “Hang on. Where’s the drag strip at this place?