The Catch Can
By Rick Eckart

TOP TEN THINGS CARL EDWARDS WILL FAKE-PUNCH THIS WEEK
Tuesday, October 30, 2007

10. Any Dale Earnhardt Junior engine that blows up in front of him.

9. The caution flag at Memphis Motorsports Park for not staying put in the flag stand.

8. The guys who came up with that silly ABC Sports Draft Track.

7. Whoever calculated the fuel mileage for Denny Hamlin at Atlanta Motor Speedway.

6. The next person who says “Boogity, Boogity, Boogity”, and it’s not Halloween related.

5. David Gilliland’s sponsor, M&M’s Candy, if they don’t come up with a candy bar called the Allemendinger.

4. Matt Kenseth’s dog, for pooping in Carl’s yard this morning.

3. MTV Cribs, for featuring Dale Junior again, and not focusing on “Cousin Carl’s Crib”.

2. Aquaman, for putting water in Greg Biffle, Denny Hamlin and Dave Blaney’s fuel.

… and the #1 thing Carl Edwards will fake-punch this week …

1. The fake Jerry Punch.