The Catch Can
By Rick Eckart

TOP 10 TOPICS ON NASCAR FANS' MINDS AFTER CHARLOTTE
Monday, October 15, 2007

10. "Whoever kidnapped Dr. Jerry Punch and put this guy in his place, please bring the real Jerry back."

9. "If Jimmy Spencer ever races again in the Busch Series or Truck Series, he has to do it with Jelly Belly as the sponsor."

8. "In the UPS commercial where Dale Jarrett's spotter can see into the future, why doesn't Dale ask him what TV network he should work for?"

7. "If Jeff Burton gives the #31 a letter grade for the Chase, I bet it's an 'F'. You know, for 'fun'."

6. "Not saying NASCAR is getting soft, but there were TWO pink race cars at Lowe's."

5. "I wonder if Greg Biffle thinks Jeff Gordon shouldn't have won the race because he was out of gas."

4. "Does COT stand for 'Crap of Tomorrow'?"

3. "Michael Waltrip has a new investor in his racing team, and this time it's not that weird King character from Burger King."

2. "Members of Congress were advised to get immunized for diseases they could catch at Lowe's. Unfortunately, the memo came a week late, because several needed a penicillin shot after a night in the Talladega infield."

…and the #1 topic on fans' minds…

1. "Is it safe to allow babies in Victory Lane? Because Ella Gordon's father is stinking up the place."