The Catch Can
By Rick Eckart

Top 10 Things NASCAR Should Test For
Monday, April 14th, 2008

10. Too many chicken bones in the floorboard of the racecar at Talladega.

9. Too few Jesse James Hot Dogs in the bloodstream at Martinsville.

8. If anyone injected enchilada sauce prior to this week's race in the Deep, Deep South.

7. Good tires on any car Tony Stewart drives.

6. Anyone who fogs up the windows in an amusement park or NASCAR parking lot.

5. If Jack Roush's hat is 2 sizes small and needs to be loosened up.

4. English or its equivalency in the television booth.

3. Visit the Viagra booth and get tested for Dick Trickle, for heaven's sake.

2. Those "brownies" at Sonoma.

...and the #1 thing NASCAR should test for...

1. Steroids in Jimmy Johnson's fuel tank. That thing was humongous Saturday night!