The Catch Can
By Rick Eckart

Top 10 Parts Jack Roush Would Steal
Monday, March 31st, 2008

10. "That 'back padding' that helps Tony Stewart win. I heard Kevin Harvick bought some for $100,000 and RCR finished 1-2-3."

9. Larry McReynolds Dictionary. "It explains the origin of magical words like 'extry' and 'more prouder'. Terrific stuff."

8. "The oil tank lid off the #99. That thing would be sweet to ... oh, what? I already own that part? Then, never mind."

7. The Ray Evernham Tire Soaking Manual. "With this Car of Tomorrow, we need all the grip we can get."

6. Robby Gordon's Vanguard sponsor patches. "You tell them we'll sew those patches on our uniforms. We don't like Robby's seamstress, either."

5. Michael Waltrip's Sterno cans. "I wonder if Toyota ever tested this stuff out. Because it heats up 'Beanie Weenies' better than anything I've tried."

4. "The recipe for those Martinsville hot dogs. I'm gonna ask the vendor to make one just like it, with the same deals on both ends."

3. Elliott Sadler's back doctor. "I wanna make sure he works for Lee White and Toyota soon."

2. Matt Kenseth's copy of The Who's "Tommy". "After Martinsville, I don't want him thinking he's a pinball wizard ever again."

...and the #1 part Jack Roush would steal...

1. Darrell Waltrip's voice on March 16, 2008. No wait, that's what the fans want to GIVE Jack.